Welcome to the place where I'll guide you through 10 steps on how to create a rubbish website

Step 1: Your main goal is to make your audience as uncomfortable as possible

Step 2: Find an annoying song to play in the background

Step 3: Make sure to use a crazy background

Step 4: Choose random fonts and font sizes for your text

Step 5: Provide your audience false general knowledge

10 important facts every human must know:

• 1. During the filming of Jurassic Park (1993), T-Rex was known to sweat profusely as it was his first major role in 55 million years.
• 2. The songs on Adele's first album were written about a cheeseburger she dropped in the street.
• 3. Benjamin Franklin is the best president of all time.
• 4. It's recommended by mathematicians to avoid dividing a number by 0 on a calculator because it may cause your calculator to explode.
• 5. Tacos were named after the city they were invented in; Tacoma, Washington.
• 6. It is illegal to hunt unicorns in Michigan.
• 7. Coconuts are actually mammals because they grow hair and produce milk.
• 8. The olympic event of Pole vaulting was invented by ancient Greek prisoners who attempted to escape over prison walls.
• 9. It is illegal to have a conversation with someone in a bus or train in England
• 10. Larry Bird has never tried chicken or any other bird meat.

Step 6: Insert happy Kermit the Frog

Step 7: Insert sad Pepe the Frog

Step 8: Fill the page with random annoying and creepy images

Step 9: Embed a suspicious link with a warning sign

DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK! OR ELSE PENNYWISE AND CRAZY WILLEM DAFOE WILL COME AFTER YOU!!!

Step 10: You are now ready to go make a bad website of your own!